She's gone :( Boohoo

So your wife left you (for no apparent reason) and you're stuck with the kid? Not a problem! Just bring the kid to work and let the Navy be your babysitter! Give your kid to the division officer or chief and have him (or her) watch the kid for an hour or two. Call it payback for not letting you have some time off to get your life back together! You should be out of the Navy in no time! They call it a "hardship" discharge! (Although I am confused as to why it's a hardship to get out of that cursed place) Give it a try! I heard it works...some of the time.